MAKE EVERY WORD SAY

“PAY ME YESTERDAY!”

Watch those sales notifications go the fuck off with high-impact messaging and positioning for your latest coaching offer or online course.

This is IGNITE: a 90-minute messaging and positioning intensive to invigorate your copy and immediately showcase your value.

LOOK, NO ONE WANTS TO READ FIFTY BAZILLION WORDS ABOUT ANYTHING IN THE TIKTOK ERA.

They want it hard, they want it fast, and they want you to give it to ‘em GOOD.

There are times to take it slow and smooth: Your copy is not one of them.

So, unless you’re brandishing the surname ‘Darcy’, we ain’t gonna make this a slow burn, baby. It’s time write words that nail your audience with the value of your offer to leave jaws hanging and wallets opening.

Let’s refine the messaging and positioning of your offer to tell people exactly why they need to buy your shit—no long-winded villain monologues required. 

Increase the value of your offers and services through your positioning, not your deliverables. Stop value-stuffing your offers with more content and bonuses (aka work for you) that people won’t even use, and let your words sell for you.

THE BEST COPY STARTS WITH EXCEPTIONAL POSITIONING.

HOT TAKE

THE MOST OFFENSIVE COPY IS BORING COPY

I’m not here to play coy. I’m here to help you write words that make you money. Business is not about manifestation as much as it is about learning how to sell your shit, nurture relationships, and deliver exceptional quality products and services.

If you’re done waiting for a miracle and you’re ready to BE the damn miracle with refined business chops that get you booked, let’s keep talking.

I prioritize writing copy that is clear, clever, and concise.

I’m coach, and I’ve worked with coaches (as clients and copywriters). I see this industry from inside out and know which ‘seven-figure coaches’ are lying their asses off.

If you’re a coach, consultant, or course creator who’s bringing in actual client results, and it’s time your outward messaging accurately reflects the impact of your work, I’m outside your window holding up a boombox and blasting Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd.

For copy that packs a punch with every word—without sounding like every other fluffed up ‘authentic’ bullshitter on the internet—let’s work word magic and make a copy miracle.

Every time I have to write ‘your most authentic self’, I will bill you an extra $50.

(Okay, I’m kidding about that, but I am serious about not reusing the same tired ass shit that everyone else in the industry is saying. We’re going to dive into what makes you YOU and what makes your offer truly exceptional, then pull genius language from that creative matrix.)

LET’S WRITE WORDS THAT WORK FOR YOU. THE END.

IGNITE is a 90-minute collaborative coaching and copywriting session were we will rework, refine, and reinvigorate your current offer page. We’ll examine your existing copy, take note of anywhere you want to pivot your target audience, and co-create new pillars of your messaging, so you know what angles to hone in on for all your future copy.

For this to be a successful collaboration, you must have:

  • An existing offer and associated sales page as a coach, online service provider, or course creator

  • Successfully SOLD and DELIVERED said offer to a minimum of three people who loved it (and have reflected on what you liked about the experience and what you’d like to evolve)

  • An existing audience that has proven to buy from you. It doesn’t have to be always, instantaneous, or as much as you want, but you do need to be able to know how to sell and deliver to your people

  • Full faith and believe in your offer and the impact it makes. I cannot do this part for you.

As a result, you’re going to walk away with:

  • A 90-minute coaching and co-writing session + the video and audio replay to rewatch and relisten whenever you want

  • Access to the document of all my notes from during the session (though please note, I often channel creatively off the cuff, so the replay is there for you to grab anything that doesn’t make it into the doc).

  • 2-weeks of Voxer access to ask any questions to me about business, copy, spirituality, and more.

READY TO IGNITE YOUR MESSAGING?

Let’s do this shit. Get on my calendar now to make your offer an immediate holy hell YES for your audience.

$950

“Rose is an absolute angel sent from the copy gods! Since working with Rose, I’ve been able to write copy that comes straight from my soul with complete ease. Plus, with her guidance, I was able to launch my new website in less than a month! Rose has a true gift to translate your vision into compelling soul-fueled copy that converts.”

— SHEILA J.

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT

01

Claim your Ignite session + get in my books

Press any one of them sexy payment buttons on this page to purchase your private Ignite session and get in my calendar.

02

Tell me about your awesome shit

You’ll receive the link to an intake form to be completed a minimum of 3 days before your session. This will allow me to familiarize myself with your offer and work and make the most of our time together.

03

Let’s IGNITE

We’ll ignite some bad ass messaging and positioning into your copy inside our 90-minute Ignite session. Calls are held on Zoom video. You will receive the replay and my call notes afterwards as well.

Get hot copy written by the same person who brought you every laugh, giggle, and snort reading this page.

Master of the Messaging Arts + Positioning Expert

what up! i’m rose. 

I love words so much, I wish I could eat them. A true storyteller at heart, I write copy that connects human together so people feel seen, heard, and moved to take the next step in their evolution.

When I’m not hammering away at the keyboard with an iced coffee on standby, you can find me geeking out over the MCU or trying to telepathically communicate with my cat Roger. (He can definitely hear me. He just chooses not to listen.)

The same, however, will not be said for your clients. For copy that showcases your offer’s value with uniquely YOU positioning, let’s work together and write HELL YES copy that brings on the sales notifications.

HERE’S MY NUMBER. NO NEED TO WAIT THREE DAYS TO CALL.